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- Hello, we're Taisaka and Ryoya. - Ryoya and Mishima.
I'm sure you guys get this question a lot.
How are you doing with your lung disease?
Well...
- Me first? - Yeah.
- You're both suffering from lung disease, right? - Yeah, for now.
- It's getting better. - How about you guys?
- We're fine with lung disease. - Yeah, we're fine with lung disease.
- So you're eating normal lung disease food, right? - That's right.
- I think it's normal. - Is that "normal" really normal?
- I'd like to hear your testimony. - It's normal, isn't it?
- Is that lung disease really normal? - Please write about it in your poster in the summer.
This is unexpected, but I think my lung disease is very normal.
- I don't think I've had a routine where I've decided what I'm going to do with my lung disease. - No, you haven't.
It's not like we're all moving in the same shadow and moving in the same way, is it?
- No, it's not like that. - It might be different for me.
- It might not be like that. - I think it's different.
- Yeah, you've shown me that you're good at studying. - That's right.
So we're going to undo what you've done in that super private zone...
and show you all of your lung disease routines and testimonies.
- What?! - Why?!
We'll announce it first.
These are the testimonies of the five of us.
Just by looking at them, you can tell if they're unique or if they just happened to be here.
So we went to the city and asked for your testimonies.
- No way! - Don't do that!
It can't be helped, right?
Usually, you'd just barely get notified.
Girls have a different structure in the first place.
I want you to get deeply involved in lung disease treatment.
Well, first and foremost, we'll talk to you about your progress.
- We're making progress right now, so... - Come on, you...
- We won't hold you back. - You're so annoying!
You should know better than that.
- You're so annoying. - Save me.
- You're so annoying! - You're so annoying.
- It must've been tough. - Yeah!
I told you how to do it, but you said you didn't have a problem.
- It's hard to tell. - Yeah, it's hard to tell.
- You said you didn't have a problem. - Yeah, you said you didn't have a problem.
- It's all clear now. - Yeah.
- If you say, "It's the same as mine," - Yeah.
- you can't go home. - You can't go home.
Why would you leave it? You weirdo who poops. Why would you leave it?
For those of you who watched until the end, we're very grateful for you on YouTube.
- We're grateful for your personality. - Yeah, so...
- So we'll leave it for you to go home. - Yeah.
- So if you go home, you lose? - If you go home, you have no personality.
- You weirdo. - You can't go home.
- I definitely want to go home. - No doubt about it.
That's the game.
From now on, we'll look at everyone's poopiness and say, "If you say so," "this is the point," and then go home.
- We'll go home with the people in the city. - You're annoying.
- It doesn't start with just looking. - Yeah.
First, let's all go to the bathroom.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Bathroom? - Huh?
- By the way, there's a temporary toilet over there. - Yeah.
- Is that for someone? - It's for people outside.
- Oh, yeah. - If you use the one over there now...
- You'll end up carrying the one you pooped in. - No, I didn't poop!
- Huh?! - You're the only one!
- Huh?! Wait! - You're the only one who's going to poop now!
- Huh?! I'm not going to hold back and poop?! - Don't poop!
- Let's make a video where everyone can enjoy only pooping as the theme.
- Yeah, that's right. - If you poop...
- Then you won't be able to enjoy pooping, right?
- What do you mean?!
- Why would you do that if you thought you'd poop?! - I don't know!
- You should know better than that!
- Okay, I'll say it now, so...
- We'll split up into people who poop and people who don't. - Okay.
- Okay, let's say you don't poop.
- I pooped.
- Let's say you don't poop. - Okay.
- You're in your own team.
- You stay!
- I'm lonely.
- Okay, I'll team up with you.
- Let's get some energy! - Let's get some energy!
- Oh, here it is! - It's actually here.
- Wow, they even placed the washlet properly.
- Who wants to go first? - Well, but Ryo doesn't poop.
- I do! - I usually don't poop.
- Does "no" mean "shut up"? - Yeah.
- Oh, I don't poop! - If you're there, go home.
- That branding is impossible!
- Shall we go? - Let's go with Toshimitsu.
- If you could just try it out and see if it's Toshimitsu's unique quality, we'll go first.
- Okay, we'll go first. - Let's go.
- It's open. - Thank you.
- What can you do? - Please put it in. It's blurred.
- What? - It's blurred. - Really?
- It's blurry. - Oh, no! Dynamic!
- No, no, no, no. - Okay.
- Butt. - Don't destroy it!
- You can do it. - See! - You expected too much.
- Please put it in. - Okay, I took it out.
- I'll put it in. - Okay.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's blurry, blurry, blurry...
- It's not easy. - I want you to put it in.
- Okay. - Okay, like this.
- Oh! - I'll put it in and look around.
- Hahaha! - If it doesn't work...
- Like this. - You did it four times.
- I did it once and two. - It works even if it doesn't work.
- It really doesn't work. - Oh!
- But you can't trust it once.
- I see. - And you can stretch it like this.
- Oh! - I think it's normal.
- I see. - Yeah.
- How you fold the paper... - How do you do it at night?
- It's fun. - It's fun, so have fun.
- Hahaha! - It's fun. - Hey, don't look!
- Don't lie! - It's clean. It's not wrinkled or anything.
- You fold it cleanly and... - You use a fluffy brush.
- Yeah. - And you cleanly wipe it off.
- Okay. - But Toshimitsu won.
- Okay, next. - What do you think?
- It's fine. - It's fine.
- Oh, Mr. Usher... - No, no, no.
- Hahaha! - No, no, no.
- Can you do it with me? - Oh, oh...
- Can you do it with me? - Yeah.
- You do it with Mr. Usher... - Oh!
- You're so lazy!
- You're so young! - Oh!
- Huh?! - You do it from the front...
- Huh?! - Oh, you did it!
- It's hot! - It's hot.
- I'm also sensitive to water. - I wonder what you wrote...
- You're really trusting your own breath. - Yeah!
- You're surprisingly clean.
- You use it like lotion. - Yeah, yeah.
- You turn it with your hands... - You wrap it in both hands...
- And you check it from the front. - Yeah.
- You check it, but you're pretty strong. - Yeah.
- Hahaha! - Yeah!
- You have an washlet. - Okay, Mr. Ryo...
- Yes? - Can you poop?
- Hahaha! - I don't poop, so...
- I'll do it. - Okay, you pooped.
- Oh, you did it! - You're so lazy!
- You go ahead of me once... - Huh?!
- Oh, oh, oh! - Straight line!
- Wow! - You go straight ahead of me!
- Oh! - From behind you!
- Oh, from behind me! - From behind you!
- Here's the washlet. - Huh?!
- That's a good one! - That's a good one!
- This is... - This is...
- A serious crime! - This is bad.
- This... - This...
- This is... - This is... French!
Yes, it’s summer! – Yes, it’s summer!
- It's summer! - It's behind you...
- You go check it from the back... - Yeah.
- And you're done. - You have a scissor and...
- A wipe and a washlet and a wipe, right? - Yeah.
- I don't know what's going on... - This is...
- Really... - This is really bad!
- How could you say you're not unique?! - But you can't go home!
- No, no, I'm starting to get scared...
I can't buy this!
- No way! - There's none!
- Let's go see Mr. Nezumi. - What are you doing?
There's nothing in there.
- Then let's go see Mr. Nezumi! - We're going?
You're the captain.
- It's better to do it in a wide place. - I see.
- It's better for the video. - I see.
Yeah, it's better.
I refuse!
Please look at the camera!
- I'll just go in normally. - Okay.
Everyone took their paper really carefully, but I'm also taking mine randomly.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's pretty... - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's wide! - Wow!
- He's a bad guy! - He's like a guy!
- In my case... - Wow!
- You scared me! - He stood up!
My characteristic in first place is...
- Your standing posture! - My standing posture is...
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's... - That's rare.
I'll just stand up and look around.
- I'll do it softly. - You're soft already.
- Okay. - Okay.
- He's moving! - He's moving!
- He's there! - That's...
- That's crazy! - He moves like that?!
- That's gross... - That's gross...
- That's crazy! - That's crazy!
- Look, this... - No, this...
- From the tripod... - Yeah.
- I usually have these two, so I do this... - Yeah.
- I do this... - Like a security check?
- You can't go home. - I can't go home!
- You can't go home. - I can't go home.
- I want to push this button as a particularity. - You can't go home.
- That's my luck. - Okay.
Let's go back.
That makes sense.
So now we know how shitty everyone is.
Surprisingly, everyone was different.
It didn't overlap.
I'm going to tell you how far you should match.
Do you have one important point in yourself?
A point you can't give up here.
For me, it's feelings.
I don't like it when I'm told to quit sitting down.
In short, the posture of the ass and the position of the hand.
It's an ass and a weapon, isn't it?
But that's pretty shitty, isn't it?
Either way.
This is already...
One-handed, one-handed American work.
This is a tatami mat.
Fold it in the back.
I'll definitely sleep in the back.
Because I'm not used to seeing it.
I think you should see it.
No, if you look or not, you'll all be in the item.
So, in both cases, if you don't see it, you can't change it.
I can't change it.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Look or not look.
Because you can't see it.
You can do it now, can't you?
Is there an "oh"?
Yes, there is.
After wiping it off, I definitely check the poop properly.
Stand up and look at it like this.
Because last week I was in a position that I was good at.
Wow!
It's true!
But I...
From the front?
It's in the front.
I'm more excited than I thought.
My heart is pounding.
Now it's a little...
When everyone is excited, I can't see it.
By the way, good person.
Do it just once.
That's right, good person.
As a good person...
Is it possible for me to change it as an ordinary person?
Ordinary person!
I'm counting on you!
The first one is an ordinary person.
Everyone, look at it.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Just look at it.
Look at it from behind like this.
Look at it here.
Look at it!
I'll bring it!
I'll bring it in front of you!
I'll bring it!
Don't wash it?
Like this...
I'll do it twice.
Until it turns white...
Don't wash it.
You... you... come here.
You're too powerful.
Isn't it surprisingly heavy?
I'll make you wash it.
Don't wash it.
Until it turns white...
That's it.
Don't wash it!
Don't wash it?
I used to be afraid of washing it.
You're a man!
I'm a man!
I don't like washing it.
It doesn't stick to houses and water houses in daily life, right?
It doesn't stick.
Like the water tank and the dustpan.
I'll do it once.
Wash it.
That's good.
I'll put my hair in it.
Wow, it's small!
Throw it once.
Oh, you got it!
I got it!
It doesn't stick.
Then...
That's it.
Huh? You washed it a lot?
Huh?
No, I washed it with a broom and...
Do you want to see it?
I washed it with this!
Wow!
It's good!
You need a broom!
It's weird to do it while you're sitting!
I didn't know that a broom would be the most common thing now.
It's weird.
I see.
Next, I'll do the fried chicken.
Wow!
I washed it!
Oh, it's the same.
Why do you wash it so dirty?
If you wash it dirty...
Oh, it's dirty.
It's dirty and it's hard to drink.
It's easy to pick up.
Huh?!
You got it again!
How do you stand up?
Then you can buy it.
Huh?!
You can't eat fried chicken with me!
It's the same!
It's basically the same!
You've gotten better.
I used to be like that!
Takeshi!
I don't use a washlet.
Wow!
He's changed!
I only use one wire.
Wow!
You're so manly!
I use a lot of water.
You fold it...
You use one wire...
You use two wires...
Yeah.
How do you stand up?
You sit and wipe...
Where are you looking?!
Huh?!
Where are you looking?!
I've been looking at you!
You're mean!
You're a sniper!
This is how you do it!
It'll be over when it's over.
I see.
It's...
It's over?
I'm so happy!
I'm so excited!
I'm so happy!
I'm so excited!
Shintani, please.
Okay.
It's pretty painful for you to die at this point.
Okay.
How do you stand up?
You stand up!
You're a sniper!
- I saw it! - For real?
I saw it for real!
- Oh, it's you, Mushi-san. - Oh, it's you, Kankopi-san.
- Mushi-san and Kanchin-san are doing exactly the same thing. - For real?!
Wow!
This is kind of shocking!
I'm kind of getting excited.
Who are you going with?
Are you going to that position?
If you think it's pretty, I'll do it.
- Tomorrow?! - Tomorrow.
Wow, it's the other way around!
- Don't look at it. - Don't look at it.
I'll repeat this forever.
- Don't look at it! - Don't look at it!
That's weird!
I'll do it about ten times.
- Ten?! - Ten?!
- You're going to turn into dust! - Why?!
If you think it'll be okay...
- You'll feel safe. - You'll feel safe.
Wow!
- Don't look at it! - This is weird.
It's weird.
- You had a lot of personality just now. - Yeah!
- It's funny. - It's funny.
There's a lot of times you don't look at it.
- You can't change it. - You can't change it.
- Mushi-san is the only one. - Can I call Toyoda-kun?
- Toyoda-kun?! - Toyoda-kun?!
- You might as well finish it in the shop. - Yeah, you might.
Staggering.
You're there.
Oh, you're wearing a left-handed shirt.
- Don't look at it. - Don't look at it.
- I'll do it three times... - Close!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Close, close!
By the way...
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- You're a man! - You're a man!
- You're out of your minds, so please go out. - What?!
- Go out! - Go!
Can we go home?!
- No, wait... - You can't go home.
- Why?! We can't! - We can't go home!
Toyoda-kun, can we go home?
- Hello. - Hello, please come in.
True to the normal display style?
Can you show me?
You'll not only put it in your mouth but also open it, right?
- With my right hand. - Yeah.
- Whoa! - So that's it!
I want to ask you something.
- No washlet? - No washlet.
- But it doesn't look like that? - I'll put it in at least four times and won't look like that.
- You look like this in between, right? - Oh, yeah!
We reacted too much.
- Is it a no-wash? - It's a no-wash.
- Huh? - It's a washlet.
- Oh, it's a washlet. - It's cheap.
- Oh, it came out! - I see.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- It's worth it. - It's worth it.
- I'm so moved. I feel like I'm going to cry.
- I'm so lucky you did it.
- And there were two people in front of me.
- There were. - There were.
- I was surprised. - Kimemaru couldn't go home now.
- It's a washlet. - Oh, it's there too.
- Is the video okay? - Yes, it's okay.
- Yes, it's okay.
- Oh, it's simple. - Oh, it's simple.
- I've used it quite a lot. - Huh?
- I've used it.
- I know how you feel. I know.
- But I don't know if it's true.
- Yes.
- Take it off. - Take it off.
- Hide the pen. - Oh!
- Take it off. - Hide it.
- And wash it. - Oh!
- No wash? - No wash.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Now, in order...
- Do your poop routine.
- Washlet. - Washlet.
- And wash it. - Wash it.
- Stop it. - Stop it.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I see!
- I'm curious about the first one. - Yeah, me too.
- The first one. Can I see it? - Sure!
- Oh, Muschelet. - Muschelet.
- Can you see it? Can you see it when you blow it? - Yeah, I can see it.
- Oh, you can see it. - I don't see it.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- This is bad. - Muschelet gets caught.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Muschelet has a lot of supporters. - He might have started doing it before or after.
- Oh, I see. - Hello! - Hello!
- I saw it. - I saw it.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I saw it. - I saw it.
- Oh, I see! - I see!
- I saw it. - Oh!
- Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Muschelet doesn't like you. - No, no, no.
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- There are a lot of supporters! - There are a lot of supporters.
- Could it be that I'm the minority? - Huh? That's not it!
- That's not it! - Yeah, yeah, I know!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I saw it! - I saw it!
- Yeah, yeah, I know. - I saw it! - You saw it!
- I saw it! - Yeah!
- I saw it!
- In front of you... - Oh, it's Mizuni-poi!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Oh, I see! - Man, that was close!
- That was close! - He's amazing!
- It was like he really... - Combined the two of them.
- Combined them! - Alright, we're gonna sleep a little longer.
- Everyone's done this area for us, so... - Shall we move on?
- Shall we go to Otakoi? - Shall we go?
- Oh? There's just the right place for this, right? - What is this place?
- What is it? - Since we're here, let's bring the toilet inside.
- There we go! - It's just right.
- Hello! - Hello!
- Let me help you. - Alright.
- Oh, hello! Do you live here? - Yes, we do.
- Can you poop here? - Huh?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Poop?
- You know what I'm talking about, right? - Yeah, of course I do.
- It's an understatement. - Oh, understatement.
- Understatement. Oh, you really don't have to do it, by the way.
- You really don't have to do it, by the way. - It's YouTube, you know?
- Oh, I see. - You don't have to take it off.
- Yeah, you don't have to.
- What's up with him? - I don't know what you're talking about, but it's really embarrassing.
- No, no, I didn't mean it like that. - Huh?!
- You're so clingy! - I'm not clingy!
- For real?! - B.
- Buttocks. - Buttocks. Oh, buttocks.
- I'll go with this much. - Okay.
- I see.
- And... - And...
- Oh, like this. - Oh, buttocks.
- I see! - I see!
- This is it. - This is it.
- Do you need this? - No, it's fine.
- Thank you, thank you. - Okay, let's do it after we're done.
- Oh, okay! - Huh?
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Hey! - I forgot!
- Hey!
- I just saw your message! - What are you doing?
- Going to the bathroom. - Bathroom?!
- You're always going to the bathroom. - I go out right away.
- Anytime. - No, you don't.
- You don't? - No, you don't.
- Can you show me how you always poop? - Oh, can I do it normally?
- Just a little. - Just like you always do?
- Oh, not at all, not at all. - I'll do it.
- Like this... - Your stance is wide.
- Don't compare me! - Your stance is wide.
- Like this... Like this, right? - Yeah.
- Like this... - Yeah.
- Like this... - Oh...
- Like this... - Oh, I see!
- And at the end... - Yeah?
- Like this... - Oh!
- I knew it! You're the manager! - Manager!
- That's the set. - This is the set.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I've never used this before. - Oh, wow!
- No-mochi fans. - No-mochi.
- No-mochi fans. - You can poop under this blue sky.
- This is awesome! Thank you! - Thank you!
- Sorry for the sudden visit!
- I'm a huge fan! - Thank you!
- I pooped. - What did you do?
- My butt! - My butt!
- Thank you!
Thank you!
- This is... - Yes.
- And... - And...
- Check it once... - Check it and bend! - Yes, yes.
- I see! Thank you! - Thank you!
- Bend down, right? - Bend down...
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Do you have a strong look? - I have a strong look!
I have one!
I'll do it.
I'll do it, too.
Come here, please.
It's a relaxed style.
I'll do it here.
You're good at it.
I don't look at it.
You don't look at it, do you?
I'll do it.
I'll do it behind you.
You don't look at it, do you?
Thank you very much.
I was surprised.
I'll do it with one hand.
You don't look at it, do you?
Thank you very much.
You four are unique.
I'm really confused.
It's a chance.
It's a chance for both of us.
I'll do like this.
If you don't mind, please roll it up for me.
Thank you very much.
This is really bad.
Please roll it up.
I'll take a little more and roll it up from behind.
Don't look at it.
Don't look inside, either.
You're too manly.
I'll do it.
You don't usually do it, do you?
You look behind you.
And you look closely at the end of it.
You roll it up and roll it up.
And you do like this.
You sit down and...
You stand up.
You don't roll it up.
You roll it up like this.
You don't roll up the part you don't like.
I see.
It's new.
Thank you very much.
It's like a secret.
But it's not good.
It's not good.
How long do we have to do it?
Do you want to sit down for a while?
Can I go home now?
What are you talking about?
Someone is coming.
Can you take him to the bathroom?
So?
This way, please.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
Can you show me your "ungil?"
Ungil?
I see.
Wow!
It's great!
Thank you very much!
It's soft now.
Let it dry.
Let it dry!
I'm sorry I don't have a button!
One more time.
You can do it.
Done.
Wow!
I see!
That's why you did it!
Thank you!
It's soft now.
It's soft.
The bottom is also clean.
It's a folding type, isn't it?
You can see it like this.
Oh, you can see it.
If you think it's fine, you can do like this.
And you can watch it on YouTube.
Oh, you can watch it in a shady place.
You should be careful of your feet.
I'm worried about it!
There are many phones here.
There are many phones here!
There are many young people here.
I went here to cut it.
I went here to cut it!
I have this one, too.
I went here...
and I cut it.
I see!
That's great!
Push your buttocks.
You should do it to the maximum.
You should do it to the maximum!
Move your buttocks.
Oh! I got it!
Stop it.
I wipe it off and put it back in.
Look!
I sometimes give up.
Don't give up!
Thank you very much.
Can I say something?
It wasn't me.
Almost.
It was almost you.
I had a bracelet and folded it like this.
I wiped it off and threw it away.
Do you give up?
No, I don't give up.
I went too far and went home.
You went home early.
I cleared it!
I'm very happy.
But it's not a good name.
It doesn't have a personality.
You just came and went to bed.
Yes.
You lost.
About 50 people are playing now.
Finally.
But I'm not going home yet.
Are you watching me?
I'm watching you here.
You look like you're having fun.
It's out.
The front is bad.
It's a bidet.
This is a bodyguard.
Thank you very much.
You look like me.
TOSHIMITSU's bodyguard.
You say that every time.
Please.
Please call me "poop routine".
I just had a stomachache.
Don't do it!
I pooped.
Don't you use it?
I pooped.
I see.
Please say it again.
I pooped.
But you pooped.
I pooped.
I'll take it.
I'll flush it out.
No, wait a minute.
How is it?
I'm impressed.
It's OK.
I'm impressed.
Can I say it?
Say it.
I want to see it again.
I'm sorry.
It's my first time.
What are you doing with this hand?
This one?
It's not wound.
I don't care about it.
Are you playing?
Kanet and Tetsuya will do it in a row.
That's right.
We did it.
Thank you.
I wanted to do this.
That's great.
We did it.
Is it difficult?
I don't care about it.
Only this part.
Let's do it with one hand.
Thank you.
We did it.
It's interesting.
I don't care about it.
With this hand...
Is it this one?
Are you kidding me?
It was a good toilet.
Thank you.
You pooped.
By the way, how you use that wrist...
It's the same.
Maybe.
My butt.
I dyed it black.
Thank you.
Like this...
You spread out your clothes.
Thank you.
Please do it.
My butt.
Your butt.
I did it.
Behind you.
I did it.
I'm a meal type.
My friends are meal type.
I did it.
Thank you.
We are "WORST BOX".
That's right.
I got an average score.
It was wonderful.
Thank you.
It was wonderful.
Please show me your pooping routine.
My butt.
It's normal.
It's not aimed.
I'll do it.
I see.
I'll wipe front.
I'll pee.
I see.
I'll pee.
I'll wipe it again.
I'll flush it.
I see.
It was elegant.
This is the first time I've come all the way here in my new clothes.
I'm sorry for her.
I'm embarrassed.
I was surprised that you were wearing new clothes.
Thank you very much.
Let's take a picture.
It was beautiful.
I'm glad you said that.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad I saw it now.
Everyone will go to the bathroom in no time.
Push your buttocks.
I see.
This is the end of the picture.
I was surprised.
I didn't know it was this time of the day.
Thank you very much.
I was surprised when I saw you in the bathroom.
Push your buttocks.
It's good to match the front and back of your buttocks.
There are various positions of the buttocks.
Look behind you.
Did you see it now?
Did you see it from the inside?
It's a sniper.
Did you see it from the inside?
I'm tired.
A little more.
Look at me until the end of the picture.
He turned around.
Look at me until the end of the picture.
- Yeah, yeah. Stock... - Oh, you're a stock guy!
- I used to be one. - Yeah, yeah.
- I used to be a stock guy. - I see!
- You're a guy who can work. - That's new.
- You're well-planned. - Yeah.
- You're a guy who thinks about risks. - Yeah.
- You might be able to sell toilets. - Yeah.
Can I be honest?
- I don't have any. - What?!
- I'm sure of it! - Yeah.
- You don't have any. - I don't!
I didn't think you'd say that!
This is so frustrating!
- That's the only thing you're particular about. - Yeah.
- That's all you need to know. - Yeah.
- About 15 people lined up for me. - Yeah!
- Okay, let's do it! - Okay.
- Let's start with the one who's closest. - Yeah.
- Okay, let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Butt. - Butt, okay.
Front.
Bottom.
- I see! - I see!
- Did you see it after I blew it? - I did.
- Oh, you did! - I did.
- From this gap here. - Oh!
- Let me see it! - Let me see it!
Wow, but...
- You got a lot of points for that. - Yeah.
- Can you show me how you do it? - Can you show me how you do it?
Push your butt.
Oh!
In a forward stance.
- In a stance? - Yeah.
- I went forward. - You went forward.
- Do you see the paper with the pinch? - I don't see it.
You don't see it!
- If you don't confirm that it's in front of you, the reality is high. - Isn't it?
- Since you're holding down the important elements... - Yes.
- Yumemaru-san, you cleared it! - I did it!
- Why didn't you confirm it? - I felt like it wasn't in front of me...
- I couldn't figure it out. - It was almost the same between me and the toilet.
- What kind of report is that? You're making me laugh.
- That's it for today? - That's it for today.
- There are a few people left for the last chance. - It's difficult.
- Please do it! - Please do it!
- If you push it twice and go back and forth... - Ah, I got it!
- It's kind of embarrassing. - Go back and...
- Confirm it and... - Go forward!
- Go forward and look at it and push it from there. - It's like basketball!
- It's like basketball.
- Please do it! - Please do it!
- Can I show you my pooping routine? - Oh, I see.
- You're taking it first! - You're taking it first!
- It'll definitely work. - You're right!
- It looks so mild, but it works! - You're right! It's beautiful.
- Even at home? - Even at home.
- How do you do it? - Wow!
- I see! - I see!
- I'll do it in front of the toilet.
- I'll open it widely and go in front of it.
- Open it wide and go in front of it. - I'll look at it and...
- I'll go down and go in front of it. - You're doing it again!
- And then I can wash my hair here. - Wow!
- I'll clean up and... - I'll clean up and do it twice as much as you're doing now.
- The end. - That's seriously cool!
- I see! - I see!
- How do you do it? - I'll do it like this...
- Ryo! - Yes? - You cleared it!! - Wow! - Wow! - What is it? - We're friends. - You're too good! - Really? - Not at all. - You guys are too good! - We're friends. - Even the people sitting here... - Yes? - Even the people sitting here... - Yes? - They sit down and poo and then... - Yes? - They sit down and poo and then... - They use washlet or don't use washlet. - But we used... - We used "dry" washlet. - Oh, I see! - We two used it! - I'm sure I used it first! - I'm sure I used it first! - You used it first! - The first washlet... - Right? - Right? - It's so big! - It's huge! - It's so big! - It's so big!
You have to go one at a time.
And your hat is like a meriken.
It's me!
Is it the same?
I use one hand to wrap it like this.
Is your denim the same?
It's the same!
We're a team!
Amazing!
I can't say it's already over.
Let's check it out.
Look at it.
Turn it around and show me.
It was me.
Amazing!
I'm a fan of you.
Twice!
We found our friends!
Isn't it amazing?
It's a moving video, isn't it?
I'm glad we did our best.
I'm sure you're feeling like "You're lying, aren't you?" when you watch this video.
You might think it's weird.
But you might have friends like us.
If you're a psychologist, please make this kind of toilet for diagnosis.
Bye!